The most recent attack on my sanity by this woman came tonight. I had called Friday of last week and asked that a letter be faxed to the school nurse stating that Monkey is lactose intolerant so that she could have 2 juices with her lunch instead of milk. Thankfully Monday morning the nurse said she had the letter and would handle it. Now at this point I am thinking that this quack doctor finally got her crap together and is doing what we need her to do, I thought to soon. Tonight I come home to find a letter on the table from the clinic, again I think "cool they sent me a copy too", again thought too soon. I open it to find (yes) a copy of the letter that was faxed to the nurse. Now I know you are probably thinking "what is wrong with this?" well nothing, until you read the letter. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. And I quote--
Ms. (nurse's name)
This letter is to notify that my patient Monkey Face has lactose intolerance, she only can has free lactose products.
Feel free to call meif you have any question.
My only response at this moment is MICROSOFT HAS SPELLING AND GRAMMAR CHECK!!!